In no particular order and for no particular reason, here are Jamie O’Brien tweets of the day:
As the Volcom Fiji Pro kicks off…
“@NodBesson not saying i would win but, I would shit on fools, then wipe my ass with @aspworldtour !!!!”
“free surfing is the best because after surfers are done with the qs/ct surfers retire, And become a free surfer I must be one step ahead”
“Free surfing is winning”
His “rivalry” with Kelly Slater…
“@kellyslater get ready for little John he is coming in hot !!!”
On other potential rivals….
“If you hate on my grammar then fuck you and have a nice day !”
The Point Shave 